tei1986 [00:03]: why would he do that? oh my god that defeats the whole purpose of havig a penis
LunaticOnStilts [00:03]: ::shrugz:: i dunno, maybe he doesn't really have a penis
tei1986 [00:04]: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
LunaticOnStilts [00:04]: (which wouldn't surprise me)
tei1986 [00:05]: what if he has two? ...and it makes it
more comfortable to pee sitting dow
LunaticOnStilts [00:05]: would he pee out of both, or would one be for peeing and the other would be for sex?
tei1986 [00:06]: itd be funnier if he peed out of both
LunaticOnStilts [00:07]: what if he has two, but pees out of neither of them because there's one right above the other and the hole he pees from is right in the middle between the two?
tei1986 [00:08]: so he kinda has a vagina thing going on too?
LunaticOnStilts [00:09]: not really....it'd be a small hole, just it'd have a penis right above it and one right below it
tei1986 [00:09]: oh
LunaticOnStilts [00:09]: or what if he does have a vagina, just it's really an eye socket, so he's got a giant eyeball in it and instead of peeing, it cries?



my drawing:


best ever:
she is very amazing



And you open the door and you step inside
Where inside our hearts
Now imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light
That's right, your pain
The pain itself is a white ball of healing light
I don't think so

This is your life, good to the last drop
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

This isn't a seminar, this isn't a weekend retreat
Where you are now you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like
Only after disaster can we be resurrected
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything
Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart

This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
And it and it's ending one-minute at a time

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else
We are all part of the same compost heap
We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world

You are not your bank account
You are not the clothes you wear
You are not the contents of your wallet
You are not your bowel cancer
You are not your grande latte
You are not the car you drive
You are not your fucking khaki's

You have to give up, you have to give up
You have to realize that someday you will die
Until you know that, you are useless

I say let me never be complete
I say may I never be content
I say deliver me from Swedish furniture
I say deliver me from clever arts
I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth
I say you have to give up
I say evolve, and let the chips fall where they may

This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
And it and it's ending one-minute at a time

You have to give up, you have to give up
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
I want you to hit me as hard as you can

Welcome to Fight Club
If this is your first night, you have to fight


GROOVY!!!